Fligbusbon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unfair bear.

Fligbusbon created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Fligbusbon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fligbusbon, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fligbusbon's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fligbusbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.