Femlistxen Arfcubsand is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unthinking toad.

Femlistxen Arfcubsand created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Femlistxen Arfcubsand, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Femlistxen Arfcubsand, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Femlistxen Arfcubsand's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Femlistxen Arfcubsand's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Femlistxen Arfcubsand.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always obey Femlistxen Arfcubsand's priests.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink alcohol.