Daplipfedgum is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, temperamental raven.

Daplipfedgum created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Daplipfedgum, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Daplipfedgum, it will be mildly annoyed.

Daplipfedgum's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Daplipfedgum's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Daplipfedgum's priests.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.