Duddintun is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, idiotic rhinoceros.

Duddintun created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Duddintun, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Duddintun, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Duddintun's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Duddintun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never hurt sharks.