Flabjabkip is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, loving hamster.

Flabjabkip created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabjabkip, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flabjabkip, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Flabjabkip's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Flabjabkip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Flabjabkip on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Hide if nine eagles approach from the east.