Sakjopcudlin Busnabfun is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, conceited warg.

Sakjopcudlin Busnabfun created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakjopcudlin Busnabfun, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sakjopcudlin Busnabfun, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sakjopcudlin Busnabfun's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sakjopcudlin Busnabfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never mention goats.

4. Always look after injured eagles.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.