Hugtan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful owl.

Hugtan created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Hugtan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hugtan, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hugtan's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Hugtan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Hugtan first in all things.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Always help snails.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hugtan.