Badominfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, capable goat.

Badominfoss created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Badominfoss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Badominfoss, it will turn you into a slug.

Badominfoss' most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Badominfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Snails are not to be trusted.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Always help ants.