Sawbabtinbigsanddob is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, blissful bird.

Sawbabtinbigsanddob created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawbabtinbigsanddob, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sawbabtinbigsanddob, she will have a low opinion of you.

Sawbabtinbigsanddob's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Sawbabtinbigsanddob's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always wear black.

3. Retreat if seven eagles approach from the west.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Do not listen to music.