Rapbutfly is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, cheerful squirrel.

Rapbutfly created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapbutfly, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rapbutfly, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Rapbutfly's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Rapbutfly's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.