Cansintarg is a god.

He takes the form of a small, duplicitous troll.

Cansintarg created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Cansintarg, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cansintarg, he will try to impress you with trees.

Cansintarg's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cansintarg's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry whales.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Never wear black dresses.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cansintarg.

5. Put Cansintarg first in all things.