Tittitarp is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, benevolent clam.

Tittitarp created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tittitarp, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tittitarp, she will not care at all.

Tittitarp's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Tittitarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always obey Tittitarp's priests.

3. Tittitarp must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Do not covet oxen.