Yarllidmob is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able rat.

Yarllidmob created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Yarllidmob, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yarllidmob, she will try to impress you with trees.

Yarllidmob's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Yarllidmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Always treat foxes with great respect.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.