Cebfemgum is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, witty ferret.

Cebfemgum created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Cebfemgum, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cebfemgum, it will not care at all.

Cebfemgum's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cebfemgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Run away if eight horses approach from the east.

3. Cebfemgum must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.