Binhogfod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy cobra.

Binhogfod created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Binhogfod, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Binhogfod, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Binhogfod's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Binhogfod's Holy Commandments

1. Put Binhogfod first in all things.

2. Run away from pink doves, for they are unholy.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never talk about gulls.