Dadabquill Yikbagmap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, wise guinea pig.

Dadabquill Yikbagmap created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadabquill Yikbagmap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dadabquill Yikbagmap, it will turn you into a plant.

Dadabquill Yikbagmap's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dadabquill Yikbagmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head yellow.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.