Vangutwee Larpbissrap Flignurxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, flying hedgehog.

Vangutwee Larpbissrap Flignurxuc created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vangutwee Larpbissrap Flignurxuc, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vangutwee Larpbissrap Flignurxuc, he will turn you into a goat.

Vangutwee Larpbissrap Flignurxuc's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Vangutwee Larpbissrap Flignurxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five ducks approach from the south.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Do not shave your hands.