Zagxinfetlarpmifhubquagtad Wonbetbonnabmab
is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, intelligent
dingo
.
Zagxinfetlarpmifhubquagtad Wonbetbonnabmab
created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zagxinfetlarpmifhubquagtad Wonbetbonnabmab
, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Zagxinfetlarpmifhubquagtad Wonbetbonnabmab
, he will ignore you and hope you go away.
Zagxinfetlarpmifhubquagtad Wonbetbonnabmab's
most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Zagxinfetlarpmifhubquagtad Wonbetbonnabmab's Holy Commandments
1. Zagxinfetlarpmifhubquagtad Wonbetbonnabmab must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Retreat if seven doves approach from the south.
3. Never think about asteroids.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Put Zagxinfetlarpmifhubquagtad Wonbetbonnabmab first in all things.
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