Bonabtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, tranquil otter.

Bonabtarg created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Bonabtarg, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bonabtarg, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bonabtarg's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bonabtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bonabtarg.

3. Always obey Bonabtarg's priests.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Never write about black holes.