Arnhugpakbet is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, generous giraffe.

Arnhugpakbet created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnhugpakbet, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Arnhugpakbet, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Arnhugpakbet's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Arnhugpakbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always pray immersed in water.