Gamrowlag is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, slow sheep.

Gamrowlag created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamrowlag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gamrowlag, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gamrowlag's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gamrowlag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Run away if three geese approach from the east.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not take Gamrowlag's name in vain.