Cedbagmis is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, all-knowing cobra.

Cedbagmis created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedbagmis, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cedbagmis, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cedbagmis' most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cedbagmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Always help birds.