Dossnelcim is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, capable wyvern.

Dossnelcim created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossnelcim, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dossnelcim, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dossnelcim's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Dossnelcim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven manatees approach from the east.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

4. Put Dossnelcim first in all things.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.