Ominquimjendot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unfair hare.

Ominquimjendot created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominquimjendot, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ominquimjendot, it will think nothing of it.

Ominquimjendot's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Ominquimjendot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not hurt goats.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.