Hogriplarg Targidbet is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, omnipotent cat.

Hogriplarg Targidbet created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogriplarg Targidbet, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hogriplarg Targidbet, it will turn you into a slug.

Hogriplarg Targidbet's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hogriplarg Targidbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cats.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Hogriplarg Targidbet.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never talk about gravity.