Yatfebbast is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unsympathetic zebra.

Yatfebbast created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Yatfebbast, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yatfebbast, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Yatfebbast's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Yatfebbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never think ill of sick gulls.

4. Worship no other gods but Yatfebbast.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.