Cetviltun is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, dishonest newt.

Cetviltun created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetviltun, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cetviltun, it will turn you into a dog.

Cetviltun's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cetviltun's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cetviltun.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.