Cetviltun is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, dishonest
newt.
Cetviltun created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cetviltun, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Cetviltun, it will turn you into a dog.
Cetviltun's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Cetviltun's Holy Commandments1. You must love Cetviltun.
2. Never wear skirts.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.