Wabgabcub is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, strong
crocodile.
Wabgabcub created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wabgabcub, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Wabgabcub, it will turn you into a hamster.
Wabgabcub's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Wabgabcub's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat beans.
2. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.
3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.
4. Do not take Wabgabcub's name in vain.
5. Do not kill sharks.