Wabgabcub is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, strong crocodile.

Wabgabcub created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabgabcub, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wabgabcub, it will turn you into a hamster.

Wabgabcub's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Wabgabcub's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Do not take Wabgabcub's name in vain.

5. Do not kill sharks.