Cipdimsan Cussmangad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, slow hydra.

Cipdimsan Cussmangad created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cipdimsan Cussmangad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cipdimsan Cussmangad, it will not care.

Cipdimsan Cussmangad's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cipdimsan Cussmangad's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Hide if eight tortoises approach from the south.

4. Always obey Cipdimsan Cussmangad's priests.

5. Always wear violet.