Xenstiknull is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, impressive fairy.

Xenstiknull created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenstiknull, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xenstiknull, he will turn you into a goat.

Xenstiknull's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Xenstiknull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Xenstiknull on top of important buildings.