Xenstiknull is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, impressive
fairy.
Xenstiknull created Asia five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xenstiknull, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Xenstiknull, he will turn you into a goat.
Xenstiknull's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Xenstiknull's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat garlic.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
5. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Xenstiknull on top of important buildings.