Hotarplit is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, quiet butterfly.

Hotarplit created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hotarplit, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hotarplit, she will make you grow a tail.

Hotarplit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hotarplit's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hotarplit.

3. Run away from green monkeys, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.