Tonpangetgovnut is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, calm
raven.
Tonpangetgovnut created dark matter nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Tonpangetgovnut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Tonpangetgovnut, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Tonpangetgovnut's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Tonpangetgovnut's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
2. Worship no other gods but Tonpangetgovnut.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Always take life seriously.