Tonpangetgovnut is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, calm raven.

Tonpangetgovnut created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tonpangetgovnut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tonpangetgovnut, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Tonpangetgovnut's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tonpangetgovnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Worship no other gods but Tonpangetgovnut.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always take life seriously.