Vegteencep is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, overgenerous
swan.
Vegteencep created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Vegteencep, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Vegteencep, he will cry a lot.
Vegteencep's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Vegteencep's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Never eat bark.