Hakleglin is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, overgenerous goose.

Hakleglin created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakleglin, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hakleglin, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hakleglin's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Hakleglin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help sharks.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Hakleglin loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.