Hakleglin is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, overgenerous
goose.
Hakleglin created humankind seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hakleglin, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Hakleglin, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Hakleglin's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Hakleglin's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Always help sharks.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Hakleglin loves monkeys, so they must be respected.
5. Never think ill of sick mice.