Kannullveen Popomtved is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able gerbil.

Kannullveen Popomtved created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kannullveen Popomtved, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kannullveen Popomtved, he will not invite you to parties.

Kannullveen Popomtved's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Kannullveen Popomtved's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Kannullveen Popomtved must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Never wear dresses.