Mipnurvab Inglapdap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, astonishing hippopotamus.

Mipnurvab Inglapdap created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipnurvab Inglapdap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mipnurvab Inglapdap, it will destroy your home planet.

Mipnurvab Inglapdap's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Mipnurvab Inglapdap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Put Mipnurvab Inglapdap first in all things.