Banapptap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional manatee.

Banapptap created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banapptap, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Banapptap, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Banapptap's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Banapptap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to foxes while wearing gray shoes.

2. Do not speak about peanuts.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.