Quillakhap is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, flying lion.

Quillakhap created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillakhap, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quillakhap, it will remove you from existence.

Quillakhap's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Quillakhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quillakhap.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never feed turnips to snakes while wearing cyan dresses.

5. Do not listen to music.