Nullpibbot is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, irritating swallow.

Nullpibbot created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullpibbot, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nullpibbot, she will refuse to believe in you.

Nullpibbot's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Nullpibbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never paint your face red.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

5. Do not hurt tortoises.