Batnabvil Riglitcub is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy mouse.

Batnabvil Riglitcub created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Batnabvil Riglitcub, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Batnabvil Riglitcub, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Batnabvil Riglitcub's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Batnabvil Riglitcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Erect nine silver sculptures of Batnabvil Riglitcub on top of important buildings.