Bagnilltagpanghubzagdidstip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, deceitful naga.

Bagnilltagpanghubzagdidstip created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bagnilltagpanghubzagdidstip, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bagnilltagpanghubzagdidstip, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bagnilltagpanghubzagdidstip's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bagnilltagpanghubzagdidstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always help snails.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Never eat beans.