Dabmanbiss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous rhinoceros.

Dabmanbiss created Europe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabmanbiss, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dabmanbiss, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dabmanbiss' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dabmanbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four monkeys approach from the west.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not kill ducks.

5. Never paint your feet brown.