Jambutkamfudwaphub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, blissful dryad.

Jambutkamfudwaphub created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Jambutkamfudwaphub, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jambutkamfudwaphub, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jambutkamfudwaphub's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Jambutkamfudwaphub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Jambutkamfudwaphub's name in vain.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to music.