Farbetquillbuscibflow is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, benevolent horse.

Farbetquillbuscibflow created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farbetquillbuscibflow, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Farbetquillbuscibflow, he will not invite you to parties.

Farbetquillbuscibflow's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Farbetquillbuscibflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Farbetquillbuscibflow on top of all buildings.

5. Always take life seriously.