Baghapdid is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, effective elephant.

Baghapdid created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baghapdid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Baghapdid, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Baghapdid's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Baghapdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Always treat foxes with great respect.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Pray towards the north.