Bestontfag Sadyamlat is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, strong chinchilla.

Bestontfag Sadyamlat created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestontfag Sadyamlat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bestontfag Sadyamlat, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bestontfag Sadyamlat's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bestontfag Sadyamlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt eagles.

2. Always help bats.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bestontfag Sadyamlat.

5. Never look at planets.