Nurlfadken is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, vain goose.

Nurlfadken created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Nurlfadken, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nurlfadken, he will turn you into a snail.

Nurlfadken's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nurlfadken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt seals.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not speak about spinach.