Hudtettilat is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, conceited dog.

Hudtettilat created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudtettilat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hudtettilat, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hudtettilat's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Hudtettilat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine eagles approach from the south.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Erect five copper sculptures of Hudtettilat on top of important buildings.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hudtettilat.

5. Always help sick ants.