Fenyokmif is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humorless goose.

Fenyokmif created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Fenyokmif, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fenyokmif, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fenyokmif's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fenyokmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.