Appjigpit is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring
crocodile.
Appjigpit created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Appjigpit, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Appjigpit, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Appjigpit's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Appjigpit's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.
2. Always look after injured swans.
3. Never bounce in holy places.
4. Never write about amino acids.
5. Do not listen to music.